Steely Dan

                                        The Royal Scam

Frank Zappa

 The Muffin Man.

Bob Dylan

Like A Rolling Stone
 

Stills and Young

Almost Abbey Road

Happy Star Wars Day

Alomst There

Sinatra Sings Dylan

Let It Be Sessions

I Can See For Miles and Miles and Miles

Zombies

New From Tony Bennett

Brand X – “Moroccan Roll” (and friend)

Getting High

“I don’t smoke weed anymore. I get high naturally. I hang around the pot farms and smell the air.”
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The Supermarket Horrors

Going food shopping by me is always an adventure. First you get these ladies in the parking lot who don’t know how to drive. They’ll try to squeeze into a small spot while blocking traffic. The entire other side of the parking aisle will be empty, but they have to squeeze into that little spot because it’s one space closer to the store.
Then walking into the store I run into people I call “The Wanderers.” These are people that have no concept that there’s other people around. They’ll just backup into you. Cut you off when you’re trying to walk past them. The best part, after they bump into you, they just ignore you and keep on walking waiting to get their next victim.
Now we come to my favorite. The parents that won’t control their kids. They’re always right in front of me and won’t let me pass. After waiting for an opening to pass, and saying excuse me fifty time, I just ram through. Lookout motherfuckers, here I come. So I say, I’ll skip the next aisle so I don’t run into them. I go down two aisles over, and there they are. Like they read my mind. Why didn’t they go down the next aisle and how did they get there before me. Is there a shortcut through the shelves. No way they should have got there before me, but there they are. Blocking everybody and destroy the store.

Alright, I’ll got and get cold cuts. Wouldn’t you know it, they have the number right before me. How do they manage to get right before me before I get there. It’s like the Twilight Zone. I expect to walk past Rod Serling and see him talking into cameras commenting on my personal hell.

Tea Leaves

I’m moving up in the world of coffee and tea. I used to drink my coffee and tea with milk and sugar. Used tea bags and coffee in a can. No more. Now I grind my coffee beans and use tea leaves. Also, don’t use any sugar, little milk in my coffee and no milk in the tea. Pretty soon, it’ll be black coffee.
People tell me that grinding the coffee beans taste better. So far I haven’t seen much of a difference. Maybe if I buy real expensive coffee beans I’ll taste a difference but I don’t want to spend that much money on coffee.
With the tea, I taste a difference. I got green tea leaves and the tea is green. The green tea bags, it’s not so green. But then again, what can you expect for one dollar for one hundred green tea bags. It was a good deal so I bought it. Taste good but it’s not green.
I figure, since I’m going hardcore here. Why bother grinding the coffee beans. I’ll just take a handful and suck on them.
Then with the tea leaves, I’ll do like the baseball players do. I’ll take a wad of the stuff and put it in the side on my mouth. I’ll look cool spiting out green spit.
Next thin you know, I’ll be growing my own weed.

God Save Us

“God save us from the Jesus freaks.”
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This Is Embarrassing

Gallagher & Lyle

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