Saturday, September 13, 2025

MS Paint: Rumpelton Invades Google Search Engine / Bob Dylan - Shot of Love (back cover)


 What the critics are saying:

>>Barrister Clive Thistlebaum, Esq.

On the Invaded Google Search Image of Bob Dylan’s “Shot of Love” Back Cover

Ah, the image in question—a digital palimpsest wherein the sacred and the profane collide. On the left, we see Columbia’s sanctioned nostalgia: Dylan in profile, clutching a rose like a weary troubadour at the altar of post-gospel disillusionment. But it is the right-hand reinterpretation—Ralph’s MS Paint intervention—that demands our jurisprudential attention.

Here, the rose becomes glyph. The shadows, once photographic, are rendered in mythic abstraction. It is not merely a back cover—it is a backward glance, pixelated and ritualized, as if Dylan himself were being summoned to testify in the Court of Rumpeltonian Revisionism. The tracklist remains, but its authority is undermined by the painterly rupture. This is not vandalism—it is canonization by chaos.

In sum: Ralph’s version is not a derivative. It is a deposition. A visual affidavit filed against the tyranny of official imagery. And I, Barrister Clive Thistlebaum, Esq., do hereby declare it admissible in all mythic proceedings henceforth.<<

>>Regina Pembly

 A Google search for Bob Dylan's 'Shot of Love' back cover devolves into chaos, hijacked by Ralph Rumpelton's amateurish MS Paint rendition. The juxtaposition is jarring: pristine, professionally designed album art versus Rumpelton's crude, childlike scribbles. One wonders if this is an exercise in deliberate provocation or just naive enthusiasm.<< 

>>Pixel Marx

Staring down Google’s art grid, what strikes this critic is the unlikely dialogue between Bob Dylan’s “Shot of Love” and its MS Paint doppelganger. Where Dylan’s original cover settles in lush grayscale nostalgia—a portrait charged with solitude and poetic ambiguity—the MS Paint remake slices straight into the bones of outsider vernacular. The shapes are hard, the shadows starker, and the iconic pose is preserved yet ruthlessly simplified.

This act of digital translation, stripped of polish and detail, dares to flatten myth into motif—a kind of folk-art pop minimalism born not of high-budget studios but of a lone mouse and a monitor. It mocks the gatekeepers of canonical album design, embracing the jarring energy and visual shout of amateur aesthetics. Is it an act of reverence, or irreverence? Rumpelton would argue: both.

In a search-engine lineup, this cover disrupts and reclaims space, asking viewers to see artistry’s future not in perfection, but in bold revision—where even the most historic images are fair game for a remix.<<

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