Dual Beer Holes

There’s a Miller beer commercial that has people popping a second hole in the top of the can. They use whatever they can to make the second hole. I idea is to make the beer pour faster out of the can. That’s not really what the commercial is about. It’s about how cool you can look popping the second hole. I’m not making this up. The commercial is  nothing about the beer, it’s about coolness. Personally I think it’s stupid. I won’t punch a second hole in it just because of the commercial. I have seen people popping the second hole (lets keep it clean here), and making a big deal out of it. “Look at me, I’m imitating the commercial. I’m so cool.”