Wednesday, September 3, 2025

Dr. Reginald Splatterworth III - Senior Art Critic at Pixels & Pretension Quarterly (for Claude)

Dr. Reginald Splatterworth III - Senior Art Critic at Pixels & Pretension Quarterly

He's the kind of pompous academic who takes himself way too seriously and sees profound meaning in everything, no matter how obviously terrible it is. He'd be perfect for dropping into your blog posts with completely over-the-top analysis.

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