🖱️ The Rumpeltonian Self-Googling Oath

 

🖱️ The Rumpeltonian Self-Googling Oath
To be recited with one hand on the keyboard and the other clutching a printout of your favorite MS Paint reinterpretation.

I, [insert persona name here], do solemnly and satirically swear
To Google myself not in vanity, but in mythic pursuit.
To treat each search result as a relic,
Each repost as a ritual,
Each typo as a testament to my digital entropy.

I shall not flinch at outdated bios,
Nor recoil from rogue critics who misread my Cubism.
I will embrace the delightful.

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