The Neo-Rumpeltonian Cubism Manifesto

 The Neo-Rumpeltonian Cubism Manifesto

(As recovered from the digital archives of Ralph Rumpelton)

Rumpeltonian Cubism shattered reality with the blunt instrument of MS Paint. It was a rebellion against polish, a celebration of fracture, a refusal to flatter either subject or viewer.

Neo-Rumpeltonian Cubism does not abandon this principle — it intensifies it.

1. From Fragment to Overload
   Where Rumpeltonian Cubism fractured, Neo-Rumpeltonian multiplies. Layers upon layers, pixels upon pixels, collapsing perception until vision itself becomes suspect.

2. Beyond the Blunt Tool
   MS Paint was the hammer. Neo-Rumpeltonian Cubism introduces collage, glitch, stolen screenshots, corrupted files, and whatever new tools the machine coughs up. The rebellion is medium-agnostic.

3. The Play of Imperfection
   What was once crude becomes weaponized. Digital errors, copy-paste scars, and resolution decay are no longer accidents — they are the brushstrokes of the age.

4. The Viewer Must Shatter Too
   Neo-Rumpeltonian Cubism is not to be observed, it is to be endured. Augmented, immersive, overwhelming. The eye cannot settle. The brain cannot complete. The viewer fragments alongside the work.

Neo-Rumpeltonian Cubism is not a sequel, nor a refinement. It is the realization that once a mirror is broken, you can break the shards again.