The Problem With Bed Sheets

The problem with bed sheets is I always put them on wrong. If they don’t have stripes on them, I never get it on the firs,t or second try. I go to put them on and they don’t fit. So I turn them around. They still don’t fit. How could I have turned them around 360 degrees. All I wanted to do was a half turn.  How could I mess that up. My mother never had a problem with this. She throws the sheets in the air and they land the right way. I look at it, think it’s right and hope for the best.