Saturday, July 14, 2012
Sea Monkeys
When I was little I mailed away for Sea Monkeys from the back of a
comic book. I also mailed away for a million little soldiers which all
got lost around the apartment and my mother picked them up in the vacuum
cleaner. She wanted to kill me for that. When I got the sea monkey kit
I was all excited. I was expecting a little sea monkey family. All I
got was some little slimy things swimming around. What the hell was
this! Where was the sea monkey husband, sea monkey wife and sea monkey
little kids. These things were gross I didn’t even want to look at
them. Slimy little things swimming around in the slimy water. It was so
gross. I had my mother throw the things down the toilet. Then I was
afraid to use the toilet cause I thought they would swim back up. I
didn’t even want to take a bath. What if I was taking a bath and, there
they were in the tub. This is like a bad Sci-Fi movie.
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