Angelina Jolie

She’s nice looking and everything, but those bare legs don’t cut it. If your gonna get all dressed up and look hot, put on a pair of stocking.

Sing Song

I know somebody who has two ears but never listens. He loves to talk. You ask him, “How’s it going” and you get a fifteen minute answer. When all you really wanted was an “OK.”
He’ll talk and talk and talk. When you try to get a word in, he’ll ignore it and keep on talking like you said nothing.
Whats really amazing about him, is that he “sing songs.” Once he get rolling, he gets in a rhythm. He’ll say stuff like:
“I had to do a lot of stuff today.
I went shopping and picked up some food.
Then my car broke doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooown.
Had to call the call a taxiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
Paid a lot of  moneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.
Got my car towed awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
I get it back in a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek.”
I feel like I’m talking to Bob Dylan! After awhile I don’t even know what he’s saying. All I want to do is take out my guitar and accompany him.

George Harrison – “Electronic Sound”

From the Ralph Rumpelton Collection of Fine Art.

When Things Are So Bad, They’re Good.

The Beatles are one of my favorite bands. They wrote some great songs and they’re impact on music goes without saying.
If somebody never heard Beatle music before and this is all they had to go by, they would think they wrote some of the worst songs ever.
Cher, Tina Turner and Kate Smith are so bad here that you have to watch. It’s like a car wreck, it’s ugly but you have to look.
Cher and Tina Turner think they’re Rockin’ out and Kate Smith is probably wondering when it’ll be over.

Dire Straits/Bob Dylan

>>>1978, Dire Straits began recording their first album at Basing Street
Studios,
London. The whole project cost £12,500 ($21,250) to produce. The album which
featured the group’s breakthrough single ‘Sultans of Swing’ went on to enjoy a
132 week run on the UK chart.<<<<

When “Sultans of Swing” came out my friend thought it was Bob Dylan. He went
out and bought “Street Legal.” Was he pissed. He wanted to return it. Back then
the policy was if your opened it and there was nothing wrong with it, they
wouldn’t take it back. If there was something wrong with the album, they gave
you the same album.
I go with him to the record store, and he’s arguing with the guy telling him he
thought “Sultans” was was by Dylan. He wanted the band that did it.
The guy asked him if the album was defected. My friend said no and the guy
wouldn’t take the album back. They kept on going back and forth. Ended up the
guy wouldn’t take the album back and my friend walked out pissed. I was in the
background laughing the whole time.

Superman and the Metal Men

I got this in the mail the other day. There’s something to be said about older comics:
1. The artwork is a lot better. In the comics now, everything is dark.
2. Lot more dialog. Comics now, could go a whole page without a word being said. It’s just one big fight scene.
3. The comics were wider in the old days.
4. And most of all, the comics were fun. I know it’s not the age of innocence but comics now are too serious.

Hamburger Helper

Here it is, the award winning Hamburger Helper, with three different hot sauces, crushed pepper and other secret ingredients.

Famous Quote

“It’s just mind over matter. You got no mind, so it don’t matter.”

                                                        My friend Larry