Superman/Frank Zappa

Neil Young - "On The Beach"

(from the Ralph Rumpelton Collection of Fine Art)

I Sing With My Eyes Shut

People ask me why I sing with my eyes shut. I tell them, “I can see the words.” They look at me  kind of funny. Then I say, “Have you ever seen Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder use a teleprompter.” Then they really look at me funny.

Part 2 of the NRBQ Review (The Dark Side)

 There was some “dick-wad in the row in front of me off to the right with a camera. They made an announcement no flash when the concert starts. The concert starts and he’s taking pictures with the flash on. Somebody came over to him and told him to stop. Five minutes later he’s taking pictures with the flash again. Same guy comes over and tells him to stop. He’s playing dumb like he don’t know how the flash turned on.

 Now this “dick-wad” won’t shut up. He keeps on yelling stuff out. You figure after awhile he would get tired. He doesn’t stop. He yells stuff out and sits there with a smug face. Finally he moves to another seat but won’t shut up. At one part of the show Terry Adams (keyboard player) is telling a story about the first time he met Sun Ra. “Dick-wad” is interrupting him. Finally Terry says,”What was I talking about before I was so rudely interrupted. “Dick-wad” yells out “Sun Ra.” A bunch of people start yelling at him telling him to shut the fuck up. He just sat there with that smug look. When the music started, he started yelling stuff out again.

 Then there was a girl in the audience, another dumb ass. When Terry was telling the Sun Ra story, she yelled out, “Is this a concert or lecture?” People starting yelling at her to shut up.

 Terry Adams really spoke once during the show for about three minutes, and I think it was to give the band a chance to catch their breath.

 When I bought tickets online, it looked like it was almost sold out. When the concert started, I see Terry looking up at the back of the theater. The Boulton Center is a really nice theater that holds 250 people. Not a bad seat in the place. When the concert was over, I turned around and saw the whole top was empty. There must have been 125 people there.

NRBQ

Just came back from seeing NRBQ. What a great show. Terry has a good band with
him:
Scott Ligon – Guitar, vocals
Casey McDonough – Bass, vocals
Conrad Choucroun – Drums, vocals
and the Whole Wheat Horns
Klem Klimek – Sax, Tambourine, vocals
Tom Q. – Trombone, Maracas, vocals
As much as I miss Al Anderson, Scott Ligon can really play guitar and is good
singer. He sang most of the lead vocals.
The big difference I see in the “old” NRBQ and the “new” NRBQ is in the “old”
band, while Terry was the leader, the rest of the band had a big presence on
stage. In this band, You know it’s Terry’s band. Nobody did talking but him.
Some of the songs I remember:
“Little Floater”
“Hot Biscuits And Sweet Marie”
“Honey Hush”
Howard Johnson Got His Mojo Working”
“Peanuts”
“Me And The Boys”
“We Travel The Spaceways”
They also did a couple of Jazz numbers and two County numbers that the names
escape me at the moment.
Terry was talking about David Rose. He said does anybody know who he is? He’s
the guy who wrote the “Little House On The Prairie” theme song. He also wrote
this song, and they did:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TBrh259zig
The last song they did before the encore was
“Don’t Let Me Down” – As soon as the first notes were played I knew what song
they were doing. Scott Legon did a great lead vocal on this.
All in all, excellent show.

Joe Pepertone sliding into second

Disturbing Trend

Now that it’s warm and summer will soon be here, there is a disturbing trend that I can’t figure out. It’s the dreaded, “Sunglasses On The Baseball Hat” trend. I don’t understand this. People that do this, never put on the sunglasses anyway. It just sits on the hat. I have even seen people with two pairs of sunglasses. One for the hat and one for the face.
I have never asked anybody why they did this. It’s one of those things that if you have to ask, they’ll just look at you funny.

NY Yankees

The Yankees have the highest payroll in baseball. Not bad for a team that’s going to be a little better then 500.

 A-Roid makes more then the whole Houston Astros team. He might even play a game this year.

I Don’t Get It

I had my friend over for dinner the other day. The recipe called for three cups of water. I get out the measuring cup,fill it with water and pour it in. When I was done, I dried it off and put it away. My friend said, “aren’t you going to clean it off before you put it away.” I said, “why, I only put water in it. What do you want me to do, put more water in it to clean out the old water that was in it.” She just went on saying that I should clean it out, because it was used.
I don’t know. I don’t get it.

Johnny Trash