Friday, April 18, 2014

Sunday, April 13, 2014

From The Ralph Rumpelton Collection of Fine Art.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Outdoor Hockey

I don’t understand what the big thing is with outdoor hockey? On the radio they’re talking about it like it’s the greatest thing in the world. The Rangers are playing a couple of games at Yankee Stadium and people are going wild about it.
When you get right down and look at it, it’s not that good. The put a rink on the infield, the closest seats are the box seats. If you’re playing indoors, you’re right on top of the action. Forget if you have bad seats, you can’t see anything.
If they want to play Hockey outdoors, here’s what they should do. Put a retractable roof on Madison Squire Garden. You get good seats up close and it’s outside. If the weather is going to rain or be bad, shut the roof. I’m surprised nobody thought of this yet.

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Ancient Aliens

From watching the TV show “Ancient Aliens,” I am 100% sure that there’s more aliens on earth then humans.

Saturday, October 26, 2013


"The bread is getting smaller."

Monday, September 23, 2013

Tom Waits

“I’m so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.”

                            Tom Waits