Mayor Dumbo

The Count gives Mayor Dumbo five reasons the NY Marathon should not be run. 5. Couldn’t  two thousands cops be put to better use, like maybe helping people with no power.
4. Gonna look good on TV to see the runners run by destroyed houses.
3. People that have no water will be attacking the people handing out free water to the runners.
2. Nobody will be able to cheat and take the subway cause it’s flooded.
1. You don’t want to make yourself look bad.