Health Bill explained

A lot of people are confused about the Health bill. Even people that voted for Obama are confused. I heard that even Obama is confused. Well, I'm going to try to explain it.
Obama was pissed at the health insurance companies. I don't remember if this was before or after he was pissed at Wall Street and Fox news. We'll call the insurance companies, the "Big Bad Booty Daddy." Seems like the Big Bad Booty Daddies were making too much money. So Obama wanted to cut them down to size. He wanted a "PO" (public option). The PO was suppose to make the Big Bad Booty Daddy, the Little Good Booty Daddy. See, Obama wanted a piece of the action, he figured he can move in on them. Make some money. So the bill went for a vote. They needed sixty votes. They were a couple short. The smart senators didn't vote for it, even though that wanted to. They had the perfect plan, make them pay ransom. And they did pay ransom, big time. Obama had to pay a lot of money to get the sixty. The ones that voted for the bill in the first place, are kicking themselves in the ass for not holding out.
The Bill is suppose to cover everybody. You have to buy health insurance or you could be fined. Of cause, if you can't afford health insurance, good luck paying the fine.
A funny thing happen when the bill was being voted on in the senate, they dropped the PO. This was the whole idea of the bill. The PO was going to be competition for the Big Bad Booty Daddy.
Obama is now trying to save face by saying that the PO wasn't part of the plan. He never campaigned for it. Everybody is calling him a liar except for Chris Matthews. But we all know that Matthews is just a tool for Obama so you can't believe anything Matthews says.
So in a nutshell, this is what we have.Obama is forcing you to buy insurance from the very people he was trying to put out of business.