Saturday, January 24, 2009

Aretha Franklin


You have to ask yourself, why would anybody wear a hat like this? I have a theory, no matter how funny they look in them, they want people to talk about them. You don't look at Aretha Franklin and listen to her sing. You look at her and think, "why is she wearing that funny hat? nobody could look good in that." Even the hottest looking girl, you look at her and say, she's hot, whats up with the hat."

1 comment:

Herb said...

First of all, the size and scale of the hat fits the size and scale of her body. The hat-to-body ratios are correct.

She would look silly wearing a pill-box hat, like Jackie O does.

Second, the bow indicates she is "gift-wrapped" and ready for lovin' by the masses. She is the present we've been waiting for, in the form of an incredibly gifted singer.

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