NEW SERIES: WHAT FAMOUS PAINTERS THINK ABOUT RUMPELTON

 For years, art historians have asked the wrong question:

What did the great painters think about art?

The Rumpeltonian Archives is now asking the question that really matters:

What would the great painters think about Ralph Rumpelton?

Beginning next week, we will consult the artistic minds of history to determine what they might have made of Rumpeltonian Cubism, Rumpeltization, MS Paint, and the revolutionary doctrine that “Imperfection Needs No Improvement.”

How would Van Gogh react to a Rumpeltized portrait?

Would Picasso recognize a fellow distorter?

Would Dalí understand what Rumpelton is doing—or simply assume Rumpelton has entered one of his dreams?

These questions may never be answered.

But we're going to answer them anyway.

“What Famous Painters Think About Rumpelton” — Coming next week to the Rumpeltonian Archives.