Ava Chives on "Ava Chives has been Rumpeltized"

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I have reviewed the submission.

The likeness is approximate. The filing cabinets are, I will admit, quite accurate. The labeling on the drawers is not up to standard but I understand the medium has limitations and I am choosing to move on.

I do not know what Rumpeltized means. I have checked the archive. It is not in there. I have created a new folder for it. It is currently empty.

My arms are crossed because I am cold. The archive is always cold. This has been raised in three separate memos and I will not be elaborating further.

The name tag is spelled correctly. That is the nicest thing I will be saying today.

I note that two critics have now written about this painting at some length. Their submissions have been received, logged, and filed. Whether they will be retrieved again is at my discretion.

That is all.

— A. Chives Senior Archivist, The Avachives Monday Division