THE RUMPLETONIAN CUBISM MANIFESTO
(Signed in JPEG and MS Paint font)
We, the disciples of pixelated imperfection, declare the following truths:
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Death to Ctrl+Z. Every mistake is sacred, a jagged whisper from the soul.
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Tools are tyranny. Complexity is corruption; simplicity is salvation.
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Lines shall be crooked. Straight lines are a lie imposed by Adobe.
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Color fills shall spill beyond borders. Containment is for spreadsheets.
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Icons shall be fragmented. Heroes will lose limbs. Album covers will implode into glorious chaos.
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Fonts shall be Comic Sans. Helvetica is for the weak and unimaginative.
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Pixelation is liberation. Smooth gradients are fascism disguised as beauty.
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Perfection is death. The true artist accepts error as the highest form of honesty.
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The mouse is our brush. The right click is temptation; resist it.
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Long live MS Paint. For in its limitations lies ultimate freedom.
Signed, in shaky freehand: R. Rumpelton (Founder, First Prophet of Jaggedness)
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