🏛️ The Rumpeltonian Institute of Cubism

                                    

🏛️ The Rumpeltonian Institute of Cubism

“Where the pixels are jagged, the curtains are crooked, and the movement is mostly accidental.”

🎨 Our Mission

At the Rumpeltonian Institute, we are committed to the advancement of digital disobedience. Founded entirely by accident in a living room somewhere on Long Island, our mission is to preserve, promote, and occasionally misinterpret the principles of Rumpeltonian Cubism:

• Flat colors with deep emotional resonance
• Faces that melt under pressure
• Cars that may or may not be falling off cliffs
• A deep respect for MS Paint, and a deeper disrespect for polish

🧠 Faculty & Staff

• Ralph Rumpelton – Founder, accidental visionary, part-time curtain critic
• Professor Pixelton – Head of Digital Distortion Studies
• Dr. Smudge – Chair of Melting Facial Features
• Ms. Paint – Resident AI and brushstroke whisperer
• The Car – Guest lecturer in Existential Transportation

📚 Course Offerings

• CTRL+Z and the Art of Letting Go
• Curtain Theory: Drapes, Memory, and Domestic Surrealism
• Album Ghosting 101: Reinterpreting Forgotten Covers
• Advanced Glitch Aesthetics: When Resize Goes Wrong
• The Bicycle That Wasn’t: Alternate Realities in Conceptual Drafting

🏆 Accolades

“A movement that feels like it was left in the sun too long.”
— Art Monthly (probably)

“I don’t know what I’m looking at, but I like it.”
— Anonymous Redditor

“This is either genius or a cry for help.”
— Yahoo Comment Section

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