Saturday, April 12, 2025

Brand X - "Moroccan Roll" by Ralph Rumpelton


What the critics are saying:
"This looks like something my toddler would bring home from preschool, except they'd probably use more colors. The color palette is anemic, like a desert landscape after a nuclear winter. The shapes are so undefined; I can't tell if that's a person, a poorly rendered camel, or just a collection of beige blobs conspiring to offend my eyes. "Brand X Moroccan Roll" sounds like a rejected title from a B-movie script. The text is as blurry as my vision after looking at this for too long. It's a valiant effort, maybe, but mostly just visually offensive."

 

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