Sunday, January 8, 2017

The Scary Tree


The co-opt where I live installed new lights outside the building. They happen to be right outside my bathroom window. They’re so bright I don’t have to turn on my bathroom light.
I sent an email to the girl that lives upstairs from me and asked her what she thought of the lights. She said she don’t need a nightlight in her bathroom anymore. She asked me why they did it. I told her for two reasons:
  1. For safety.
  2. So people can watch me take a shower.
It’s so bright, I don’t turn on the light in the bathroom when I take a shower.

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