Rumpelhead Fan Club: Quarterly Status Update
Fellow Rumpelheads,
It’s been another incredible stretch for the Ralph Rumpelton Appreciation Movement™. Membership continues its steady upward trajectory, helped in no small part by the enthusiastic response to our recent outreach campaigns—particularly the “Rumpeltonian Cubism is a Lifestyle, Not a Phase” pamphlet series, which mysteriously keeps disappearing from cafés before anyone even sees it. (A good sign!)
Our digital presence is stronger than ever. Last month alone we saw:
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A noticeable increase in page impressions
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Several new viewer interactions, including one confirmed “Like” and three ambiguous mouse-overs.
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A surge in email sign-ups, if you count the two spambots who filled out the form with surprising sincerity.
We also welcomed a handful of new unofficial members—people who haven’t formally joined but have, at minimum, seen the name “Rumpelton” and not immediately walked away. That counts.
Behind the scenes, the Board of Imaginary Directors has been hard at work developing new initiatives, including:
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Rumpelton Reading Hour, which will debut as soon as someone volunteers to read.
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The Rumpelhead Passport Program, which rewards members for attending events. We will create events soon.
In short:
The fan club is thriving. Our influence is growing. Momentum is palpable. Anyone who says otherwise clearly isn’t in touch with the artistic undercurrents rumbling beneath civilization.
Stay proud, stay loyal, and—above all—stay Rumpelheaded.
Follow Ralph Rumpelton across the net.
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