Every Picture Tells A Story

He's A Menace To Society

Poor Willie, got busted with 6 oz. of pot on him. I always said pot was going to kill Willie. He’s not going to make it past 150. They should lock Willie up, he’s a menace to society.

I understand what the laws are and Willie broke the law. I really think it’s time to change the marijuana laws. There’s cigarettes and alcohol which are legal and even run commercial on TV. Why are they legal when they’re worst then marijuana? Cause they put people to work. Outlaw them and they’ll be many people out of work.

I won’t even get into the medical aspect of it. They won’t allow medical marijuana, yet they hand out pill left and right.

It’s time to legalize it, tax it, and put people to work.

Derek Jeter

I was watching ESPN and right before a commercial they said “What do The Yankees owe Derek Jeter?” Right after that I fell asleep but I know the answer. The Yankees don’t owe Jeter anything. There’s free agency now and players leave teams left and right for more money. It’s the same way for the teams. Why should they over pay a player who has seen better days. Jeter played well and the Yankees paid him well over the years. Now they want to give Jeter 45 million over three years and he don’t want it. Who in their right mind would turn down that money? People are luck they still have their jobs. This is why people get turned off to baseball (and all pro sports). You got to pay a crap load of money to go to a game and the cable bill is through the ceiling.

If Jeter don’t want to take the Yankee offer, let him go somewhere else.

Wedding Album

One of the worst albums ever. Twenty minutes of John calling Yoko, and Yoko calling John. Couldn’t they find each other? You would figure after about five minutes one of them would have picked up the phone and called the other one.

(painting by Ralph Rumpelton)

Annoying Trend

There’s something going on ,on the cable news and talk shows that getting worse by the minute. The “Left” does it and the “Right” does it. Whenever a host is interviewing a guest and doesn’t agree with what the guest says, they interrupt them and talk right over them. Not only do they talk over them, they yell over them. Then the guest gets pissed that they interrupted and they start yelling back. What you have is two people yelling at once and you can’t understand either of them.

Whatever happened to host that knew how to interview people and if they didn’t agree with them or had a question, they ask it in a civil manner. I’ve seen guest ask the host to stop interrupting them and the host would laugh. What we need to bring back is smart host that ask intelligent questions that challenge the guest.

To Whom It May Concern

I’ve been trying to figure something out. The Beatles catalog is now on iTUNES. I thought too little too late. Most Beatle fans already have the CD’s. If they want to put them on their iPODS they can download the songs from their CD’s. So that crowd isn’t going to by them on iTUNES. You would think why would kids buy it, if they can get the songs from their parents. I didn’t think it was going to be a big seller. I was so wrong. The Beatles are selling like crazy on iTUNES.

What I like to know is who is buying this stuff?

Phoneatitis

Phoneatitis is when your on the phone non-stop, texting, talking, email, or doing wherever they do on the phone.

Giants Lose To The Cowboys

This game proves what I’ve been saying all year. The Cowboys didn’t want to play for Wade Phillips. That game The Cowboys played against The Packers last week was one of the worst efforts I’ve ever seen in all my years of watching football. All The Cowboys did that game was stand around and watch The Packers run all over them.

I wonder what Wade Phillips thought this Sunday when he saw The Cowboys with a second string quarterback beat The Giants. The Cowboys got a good team. They should be battling for first place. They must have really hated Phillips to stop playing.

I hate The Cowboys, but even I knew that they weren’t this bad. Jason Garrett is in a tough spot. He wanted to be the head coach there. He’s coming in on a 1 and 7 record and if he don’t show improvement, he might not be back next year. So he’s not starting off with a clean slate. He’s starting off in a big hole.

Atom Heart Mother

(painting by Ralph Rumpelton)

This is the the first time I had a request for a painting. My friend Steff wanted the cow cover. I explained to her that I already did a cow painting with Zappa’s “Lather.” I have mastered the cow album cover, no need to do another one. Steff pointed out to me that all cows aren’t the same. So I got to work and painted the “cow in the field” cover. I think it’s udder this world.

Chiefs vs. Raiders

I caught the end of the Chiefs, Raiders game today. There was something wrong with the overtime coin toss. The Chief guy called heads after the coin landed. The Oakland guy was dumbfounded. He was trying to tell the ref what happened and the ref just blew him off. Even the announcers didn’t catch it. The call is suppose to be when the coin is in the air, not on the ground when the guy can see it.