BULLETIN: Intercepted Canvas from the Undisclosed Location

 The Rumpelton Continuity (est. 1976)

RR-2026 #156-WIP
Medium: MS Paint on digital canvas
Status: UNFINISHED TRANSMISSION

From the Desk of Team Rumpelton

An encrypted email arrived in our inbox this morning from Ralph’s secure, undisclosed coordinates. Attached was a single image file, labeled simply: Loggins and Messina (Incomplete).

As the official couriers of the Rumpelton archive, we feel obligated to publish this artifact immediately, even in its current state of severe structural asymmetry.

As you can see, Kenny Loggins has been fully realized in thick, defiant MS Paint strokes—safely contained within the red boundary. Jim Messina, however, remains stranded outside the perimeter, hovering in the margins like a ghost from a 1970s Columbia Records catalog.

We have attempted to reach Ralph for clarification on whether Messina will ever be permitted to cross the red line, but communication remains down.

🎙️ Upcoming Announcement: The Undisclosed Interview

Because rumors regarding Ralph's recent suspension and general whereabouts continue to circulate, Team Rumpelton has successfully brokered a rare, highly secure press event.

In the coming days, Ralph will be conducting an exclusive interview from his undisclosed location to answer for this canvas, the Second Chromatic Accord, and the ongoing algorithmic invasion of the internet.

Questions may be submitted through Team Rumpelton in the comments section below.

Long Live Ralph……….Be Dead or Alive

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