In a shocking development, the social media giant has temporarily removed the world's leading practitioner of Rumpeltonian Cubism from its platform. Sources close to the Rumpeltonian Archives claim the reason was "excessive accidental expressionism."
"We cannot allow these distorted faces, questionable guitars, and suspiciously colorful backgrounds to continue," an imaginary Threads spokesperson said.
Ralph Rumpelton responded: "I am innocent. I tell you, innocent! The paintings painted themselves!"
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