The Ten Commandments of Rumpeltonian Cubism (rules)

 

The Ten Commandments of Rumpeltonian Cubism (rules)

1. Use MS Paint only. No exceptions.
2. Don’t erase in shame; the “wrong” line is still a line.
3. Humor is mandatory—if it doesn’t make people laugh, it misses at least half the point.
4. Perfection is a misunderstanding; “wrong” pixels tell the truth.
5. Personality over precision (odd human quirks > technically correct anatomy).
6. All subjects are worthy: saints, rock gods, presidents, pigeons—equal treatment.
7. The hand must be visible—if you can’t see the maker, it wasn’t made by a human.
8. Proportions are negotiated, not measured (emotional sizing).

   The Ten Commandments of Rumpeltonian Cubism (rules)

9. Sign your work: “Ralph Rumpelton was here.”
10. Publish it—a Rumpeltized painting not posted is a sin against the movement.