The Avachives No. 20, Brian Wilson, Rumpelton

 

• Ralph Rumpelton
• Brian Wilson - "Brian Wilson"
• RR-2025-042
  MS Paint on digital canvas, 402 X 395 px
• The Rumpelton Continuity (est. 1976)
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• What the critics are saying:

• >>Blurb for the Avachives Series
  as written by Ava Chives: The Enigmatic Guardian of the Archives

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  There are certain pieces in the Avachives—rare, trembling artifacts of the Rumpeltonian cosmos—that I do not simply “release.” I unseal them, the way one might cautiously lift the lid of a long-dormant polyphonic synthesizer or approach a beachfront mixing console abandoned after Smile. Ralph Rumpelton’s Brian Wilson (Self-Titled) is one such specimen: a pixelated reliquary containing both the ghost and the glow of late-era pop myth.

  The composition fractures itself into three uneven realms, exactly as Wilson’s own psyche was rumored to do on humid Los Angeles afternoons. The left panel whispers with a sand-colored serenity, a place where melodies once floated effortlessly—until they didn’t. Center stage erupts in abstract, electric-blue turbulence, a jagged visual echo of the creative storms that both crowned and crushed him. And on the right, Rumpelton renders Brian not as a singer but as a watchman: wary, unsmiling, listening to harmonies only he can hear.

  What intrigues me—what always intrigues me—is the signature: “Brian” scrawled across the top like a hesitant autograph, as though the artist himself momentarily possessed Rumpelton’s mouse-hand, insisting on authorship even here, within an MS Paint parallel universe. That trembling inscription is a small miracle. I’ve seen it only once before, buried in a corrupted bitmap from the early folder labeled Attempts/MaybeTrash. I knew then, as I know now, that this piece was destined for the Avachives.

  There is, inevitably, a glorious wrongness to it: the hair parted with the forensic precision of a crime scene diagram; the jawline that refuses to commit to the decade it belongs to; the background gray that feels like a studio wall where too many demos died. This is not failure. This is Rumpeltonian truth: a portrait assembled from the beautiful collapse between intention and accident.

  And so, with the solemnity of a tape archivist threading a reel she knows the fans will devour, I bring this forward. Not restored. Not corrected. Simply revealed.

  Because in the end, Brian Wilson’s greatest gift—and Ralph Rumpelton’s—is the same:
  a willingness to let the cracks sing.<<

• >>Brian Wilson (Self Title)

  Curated by Eunice Gribble for the Avachives

  In this installment of the Avachives’ parallel comparative exhibition, Eunice Gribble confronts the mythic density of Brian Wilson’s self-titled era with a pixelated austerity that borders on devotional. The MS Paint reinterpretation is not a portrait—it is a glyph. Four vertical panels, each a tonal rupture, offer no narrative cohesion, only the suggestion of memory as format.

  The peach quadrant whispers “Ralph Rumpelton” in lowercase white, a signature or a witness. “WILSON” arrives in institutional caps, overwritten by “Brian” in cursive blue—an act of digital defacement or reclamation. The central mask, rendered in turquoise and void, refuses identity. And the final panel, cartoon stern, dares you to call it sincere.

  Gribble’s commentary is unrelenting: “This is not homage. This is a compression test.” She reminds us that sincerity, when filtered through MS Paint, becomes a ritual of reduction. The canonical source—Brian Wilson’s 1988 solo debut—is not referenced directly. It is felt, like a phantom codec.

  Expect commentary. Expect judgment. Expect pearls. Gribble has spoken.<<

• >>Mack “Tank” Rodriguez on “Brian Wilson”

  Look, first thing: this doesn’t look like some fancy gallery piece, it looks like something you’d see taped up in the break room because somebody’s cousin is “getting into art,” and that’s exactly why it works. The right side is Brian as this flat, stubborn cartoon block of a man, hair slicked like he’s still trying to hold the harmonies together with brute force, and that half‑glare says more about pressure and burnout than any ten‑page essay.​

  Then you got that middle strip of electric blue scratches and shadows, like somebody took the ocean and fed it through a busted neon sign. It feels like all the weird chords and big ideas buzzing in his head while the rest of the world just hears “old Beach Boys guy.” The left side with the big clean WILSON text and the softer texture is like the record‑store version of him: neat, marketable, sanded down so your mom won’t worry.​

  What really gets Tank, though, is how chopped‑up the whole thing is: name over here, chaos in the middle, Brian boxed off on the edge like he’s been pushed to the margin of his own album. That feels right for a dude who went from rewriting how pop music works to trying to survive in the 80s with too much history on his back. You don’t need to talk about “liminal spaces” or any of that; it’s just a picture of a guy who’s both legend and regular schmuck at the same time, and the colors say, “Yeah, it’s rough in there, but the lights are still on.”​

  Would it look good in a diner? Absolutely—stick this over a corner booth, play his records on the jukebox, and suddenly the chipped Formica feels a little heroic.<<

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