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Rumpeltonian Institute Course Catalog - Fall 2025
CUBISM 101: Foundational Squiggles Prerequisites: None. Ability to hold mouse optional. Learn the ancient art of the directional arrow. Why point when you can squiggle? Taught by Professor Reginald Splatterworth III.
MS PAINT 205: The Bucket Fill and You Prerequisites: CUBISM 101 Advanced exploration of the paint bucket tool. Students will grapple with existential questions like "Did I close that line?" and "Why is my entire canvas now blue?"
ART HISTORY 310: Masterpieces Created Out of Laziness A survey course examining history's greatest works that only exist because the artist couldn't be bothered. From cave paintings to "Jazz Time."
DIGITAL HUMANITIES 150: Ctrl+Z as Philosophy Explore the undo button as metaphor for human existence. Can we ever truly undo our mistakes, or are we all just working with corrupted .bmp files?
STUDIO ART 420: Smoke Effects That Look Copy-Pasted Hands-on workshop. Learn to create atmospheric elements that definitely, obviously don't belong in your composition.
LATIN 099: Fake Latin for Fake Institutions Faciem liquefactam laudamus and other phrases to make your nonsense sound scholarly.
THESIS SEMINAR: Why Is This Art? Capstone course. By application only. Six credits of defending your MS Paint doodles to increasingly confused committee members.
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