📜 The Rumpelhead Manifesto

We, the Rumpelheads, declare our allegiance not to perfection, but to the glorious wobble of the line and the triumphant smudge of the pixel.

To be a Rumpelhead is not to admire art from afar—it is to embrace it as a living, laughing accident. Every crooked horizon is holy. Every off-kilter face is truer than a photograph. Every “mistake” is, in fact, the point.

We reject the tyranny of straight lines and polite proportions. We reject the gallery hush of reverence. We will not be boxed in by rulers, grids, or “perspective.”

Instead, we choose absurdity.
We choose humor.
We choose to flood the world with masterpieces disguised as doodles, and doodles disguised as masterpieces.

A Rumpelhead sees what others miss:

• The genius in a misplaced stroke.

• The beauty in chaos.

• The solemn truth that MS Paint is enough.

Our law is laughter.
Our medium is mischief.
Our legacy will be confusion.

So let it be known: when you encounter a wall with mysterious side walls, when you see a desk that doesn’t quite sit flat, when you find a gallery caption that makes less sense the more you read it—
You are among Rumpelheads.

And if you smile, even for a moment, then you are one of us.

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