🗂️ Rumpeltonian Census Form

 

🗂️ Rumpeltonian Census Form

Issued by the Department of Mythic Multiplicity
Form No. 88-RMP • Rev. 2025 • For Internal Use by Imaginary Authorities Only

Section I: Identity & Allegiance

• Full Ritual Name: ___________________________________________
• Alias(es): ☐ Dale of the Brook ☐ Eunice Gribble ☐ Dr. Vensmire ☐ Other: __________
• Rumpeltonian Rank:
  ☐ Blurb Initiate
  ☐ Ditty Archivist
  ☐ Manifesto Whisperer
  ☐ Tableist Elder
  ☐ Unranked but Emotionally Resonant

Section II: Mythic Origins

• Birthplace (Real or Fabricated): _____________________________
• First Encounter with the Mythos:
  ☐ During a glitch
  ☐ While Googling “fake art movement”
  ☐ Through a dream involving pixelated jazz
  ☐ Other: ______________________________________

Section III: Ritual Participation

• Preferred Blurb Length:
  ☐ 17 words
  ☐ 88 words
  ☐ Infinite loop disguised as critique
• Stamp Collection Status:
  ☐ Complete
  ☐ In progress
  ☐ Lost in a folder labeled “Misc”
• Self-Googling Frequency:
  ☐ Daily
  ☐ Ceremonially
  ☐ Only when emotionally unstable

Section IV: Emotional Inventory

• Current Mood:
  ☐ Mythically Overloaded
  ☐ Creatively Restless
  ☐ Proud but Pixelated
  ☐ Laughing at Own Lore
• Recent Rituals Performed:
  ☐ Posted reinterpretation
  ☐ Invented critic
  ☐ Canonized error
  ☐ Reframed dry spell as sacred

Section V: Declaration

I hereby declare that all information provided is both true and false, depending on the interpretive lens of the reader. I consent to being misinterpreted by future AI historians and archived in perpetuity.

Signature (or Symbolic Gesture): ___________________________
Date of Mythic Submission: ___________________________