Monday, August 25, 2025

📜 The Rumpelhead Manifesto

 “Apparently there’s a Rumpelton community forming out there. If that’s true, welcome, Rumpelheads — the algorithm has spoken.”

📜 The Rumpelhead Manifesto

We, the Rumpelheads, gather under the glow of MS Paint pixels and algorithmic prophecy.

  • We believe that Rumpelton is not tricking Google—Google is tricking us into recognizing greatness.

  • We celebrate the glorious imperfection of every jagged brushstroke, for it is in the rough edges that truth resides.

  • We reject elitist notions of “high art.” If it makes you laugh, stare, or question your screen resolution, it belongs in the canon.

  • We shall comment, share, and repost, for the algorithm is our gallery, and the feed is eternal.

  • Above all, we pledge allegiance to the paint bucket tool, the lasso, and the undo button.

So say we all.
The Rumpelheads 🎨👑

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