Ancient Aliens

Peace Sign, Aliens and UFO’s

Well, I just got my new Salt and Pepper Shaker in the mail the other day. Look at that alien, what’s he doing. He’s giving the peace sign. This goes to prove that there’s some kind of connection between the peace sign and aliens. I don’t know what it is yet. One theory I’m working on is all those girls that give the peace sign are either under some spell from aliens or, it’s really a sign between alien agents.
 I’m gonna keep digging till I get to the bottom of this.

This I Believe

 by Robert A. Heinlein

"I am not going to talk about religious beliefs, but about matters so obvious that it has gone out of style to mention them."

"I believe in my neighbors."

"I know their faults and I know that their virtues far outweigh their faults. Take Father Michael down our road a piece --I'm not of his creed, but I know the goodness and charity and lovingkindness that shine in his daily actions. I believe in Father Mike; if I'm in trouble, I'll go to him. My next-door neighbor is a veterinary doctor. Doc will get out of bed after a hard day to help a stray cat. No fee -- no prospect of a fee. I believe in Doc."

"I believe in my townspeople. You can knock on any door in our town say, 'I'm hungry,' and you will be fed. Our town is no exception; I've found the same ready charity everywhere. For the one who says, 'To heck with you -- I got mine,' there are a hundred, a thousand, who will say, 'Sure, pal, sit down.'
"I know that, despite all warnings against hitchhikers, I can step to the highway, thumb for a ride and in a few minutes a car or a truck will stop and someone will say, 'Climb in, Mac. How how far you going?'
"I believe in my fellow citizens. Our headlines are splashed with crime, yet for every criminal there are 10,000 honest decent kindly men. If it were not so, no child would live to grow up, business could not go on from day to day. Decency is not news; it is buried in the obituaries --but it is a force stronger than crime."
"I believe in the patient gallantry of nurses...in the tedious sacrifices of teachers. I believe in the unseen and unending fight against desperate odds that goes on quietly in almost every home in the land." 
"I believe in the honest craft of workmen. Take a look around you. There never were enough bosses to check up on all that work. From Independence Hall to the Grand Coulee Dam, these things were built level and square by craftsmen who were honest in their bones." 
"I believe that almost all politicians are honest. For every bribed alderman there are hundreds of politicians, low paid or not paid at all, doing their level best without thanks or glory to make our system work. If this were not true, we would never have gotten past the thirteen colonies." 
"I believe in Rodger Young. You and I are free today because of endless unnamed heroes from Valley Forge to the Yalu River."
"I believe in -- I am proud to belong to -- the United States. Despite shortcomings, from lynchings to bad faith in high places, our nation has had the most decent and kindly internal practices and foreign policies to be found anywhere in history." 
"And finally, I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown --in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability....and goodness.....of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere on this planet. I am proud to be a human being. I believe that we have come this far by the skin of our teeth, that we always make it just by the skin of our teeth --but that we will always make it....survive....endure. I believe that this hairless embryo with the aching, oversize brain case and the opposable thumb, this animal barely up from the apes, will endure --will endure longer than his home planet, will spread out to the other planets, to the stars, and beyond, carrying with him his honesty, his insatiable curiosity, his unlimited courage --and his noble essential decency." 
"This I believe with all my heart." 

Steve Miller Band

 Just got off from work and passed "Bagel Doctor." I always passed it but never
went it. Today I checked it out. I'm wearing my old "Steve Miller Band" T-shirt.
I gave the girl behind the counter my order, and then she said to , "I thought I
was the only one to still have one of those. You're showing your age." We
started talking about bands and shows we went to. She said she saw "Blue Oyster
Cult." I said I saw them at the Nassau Coliseum. She said she saw them in some
little bar before they became big and started following them around.
After I got my bagel and coffee, I'm walking out and she yells out "Rock On."

Girls and the Peace Sign

What’s with girls and the peace sign? I see lots of pictures on the net with girls giving the sign. I know one girl who whenever the camera comes out, the fingers go up. No matter what, she’s giving the peace sign.  I have no idea why she does it but I find it amazing. I wonder if she knows she doing it. When she looks at the pictures, she must think that it’s just part of her.

Women’s Shoes

Why do girls wear shoes where their toes stick off the edge? Is it suppose to be sexy? Why don’t they just get a 1/2 size bigger and it would look better.