Endless Summer

(from The Ralph Rumpelton Collection Of Fine Art)
I got this in an Email the other day from Ralph Rumpelton. He’s really on a roll.
He calls it “Grog, Gred and Henry go surfin’”

Cooking With Hot Water

I’m in the middle of making Hamburger Helper and noticed something I haven’t noticed before. In the directions it says to add 31/4 cups of hot water. Now why does it have to be hot water. In a minute it’s going to be boiling anyway.

Bob Dylan And His Mom

NY Mets . Brian Wilson

I hear The Mets are going after Brian Wilson. The way The Mets are run, they'll
end up with The Beach Boys Brian Wilson and not know the difference.

Soon To Be Famous Quote

After ringing up my food bill, Kathy The Cashier said, “Thirty Eight dollars even, that’s odd.”
Somehow, I get the feeling that Kathy is related to Yogi Berra.”

Paul McCartney

From the Ralph Rumpelton Collection of fine art.

Porn Movies

Know what I like about porn movies. Not the sex, that gets boring after awhile. I like when they overdub the sound. Guy and girl will be going at it nice and slow, and you hear all this screaming. The girls mouth isn’t moving, but there’s screaming going on. Then she starts talking dirty, with her mouth closed.
When I hear all that, I think they must be filming another movie in the next room.  That’s the one I want to see.