Rare Ralph Rumpelton Painting Missing!

Ralph Rumpelton’s oil on canvas “Sorry Sorry Night” is missing. This valuable piece of art may have been stolen. This painting could be worth millions. This painting was done in Rumpelton’s “I got some extra money to buy the paint and canvas” stage. It’s very rare cause after this, Rumpelton, never had much money and did most of his paintings on the computer.
Please help in finding this fine piece of art. Any info would be kept confidential (unless you want the fame and notoriety that goes with finding this fine piece of art).

Press To Play

Paul McCartney – “Press To Play”
(from The Ralph Rumpelton Collection of Fine, Super Fine Art)

Google

 Google did something tho their image page. Before when you clicked on a picture and saw just the picture, you could copy and paste it. Now you can’t. You have to go to the website to do it.

Badfinger - "Say No More"

Badfinger - “Say No More” microsoft computer painting.
(from The Ralph Rumpelton Collection Of Fine Art)

Evolution

I know some people who are atheist and their big thing is getting people who believe in a religion to look stupid. One of these people asked me if I believed in evolution. I asked him if he meant that man evolved from another species. I said until I see evidence, no. Then he started rambling on how stupid I was to believe that God made man. This is where I had to point out his stupidity. I never said  I believe God made man. Then I asked him what proof he had for believing in evolution. What did man evolve from? He had no answer. He just went on saying , scientist said this and that. So I said you have no proof, so therefore your basing your belief of evolution in faith just like people who believe in God.

Frank Apple

(from the Ralph Rumpelton Collection of Fine Art)

Rings On Their Toes

Why do girls wear rings on their toes? Is it suppose to have some kind of meaning.
First of all you have to bend down to put them on. Then if you put them on too deep, they get stuck. Then how do you get them off. Must be hard.
When I see a girl with rings on her toes, I think that she has fingers where her toes are suppose to be.
I used to know a girl who thought she was so cool. She wore a wrist watch are her ankle. Finally I said to her, “What’s the point of that. Every time you want to see what time is is you have to raise you leg.”
I just don’t understand. People will do the weirdest things to be fashionable.

Red Neck Mother

Genesis - "Duke"

(from The Ralph Rumpelton Collection of Fine Art)

Leon Brussel Sprout

(from the Ralph Rumpelton Collection Of Fine Art)

Three Variations On A Similar Theme

(from the Ralph Rumpelton Collection Of Fine Art)

Ruben and The Jets

(from the Ralph Rumpelton Collection Of Fine Art)
One of my favorite Zappa albums. When this was first released on CD, Zappa overdubbed a new bass and drum to it. So what you had was an album that was recorded in the 60′s with bass and drums from the cheesy 80′s. Zappa said he did it cause the original master tape was in such bad shape. I read an interview with one of the musicians who did the overdubbing (forgot his name) and he said Zappa did it because he felt like it. The tapes were in fine shape. And they were, because about five years ago the original “Ruben Ruben And The Jets” was re-released as “Greasy Love Songs.”