Image Is Everything

We started out as a clean cut band and went nowhere.

Star Trek

 I've been watching the original Star Trek and there's something they never
addressed on there. Lets say Captain Kirk works an eight hour shift as captain,
eight hours off and eight to sleep. This means that there has to be two other
Captain's of The Enterprise. There's also two other First Officers.
  Who are the other two Captains and First Officer?
  What happens if Captain Kirk is relaxing in his room and the Klingons attack?
  Does Captain Kirk run to the bridge and the Number 1 Captain, or does he stay
there watching movies and let the other Captain take over?
Kirk goes to the bridge while the Klingons are shooting at the ship and the
other Captain says, "Your fifteen minutes late, where the hell were you. Take
over, we're getting clobbered. I want to get a drink, it's been a hard day."

Everybody's Rockin'

 
When my friends tell my their favorite Neil Young albums,they always pick the early ones. The ones where he whines on them. I tell them my  favorite is “Everybody’s Rockin’” they can’ t believe it. They say, “It’s not a real Neil Young album.” That’s the dumbest thing I ever heard. Unless somebody going to say The Mets are gonna win the World Series this year.
To me, this is a Neil “Rock” album. His singing is powerful on here. And one of the best parts of this album is that it sounds like a 50′s record.

Baseball and The President

The President : “Come on Joe, warm me up.”
Joe Biden: “What do you mean Mr. President.”
The Prez: “Opening day is soon and I want to look good when I throw out the first pitch. Last year when I did it, I didn’t look to good and the press was all over me. This year I want to be ready.
Joe: ” You think that’s a good idea.”
The Prez: “Sure it is.  This year, I’m not going to put on the White Sox hat. Didn’t go over too good with The Nationals.”
Joe: “Maybe you should think twice about this.”
The Prez: “What are you talking about Joe.”
Joe: Well Mr. President, things are different.
The Prez: “Like.”
Joe: “People still can’t find jobs, they’re not wild about Obamacare, gas is almost four dollars a gallon,and have you gone food shopping lately. On top of that, you went to the UN and not Congress to get the OK to bomb Libya.”
The Prez: “You know Joe, there is that big flat screen in the White House. We could get a couple of beers and watch the game there.”
Joe: “Good idea Mr. President.”