Silver cars

I posted about this before. Lots of people where I live have a silver car. I don't know what's so great about silver. Do they think when they go to trade it in they're going to get more money? Here you go Mrs. Roberson, $15,000 for your car. If it was a white car, I would have only given you $200 for it, but this is a real silver car.

Anywho

Ever listen to people and they use the expression, "anywho?" They'll be talking, stop to pause, then say "anywho" and go on. Whenever they say that I just give them a look like they said something stupid. It makes no sense at all.
It's like the people who say something then say "you know what I mean." I always say, "no." Then with me saying no, they should explain what they said. Instead they go on like I never said anything. Every time they say "you know what I mean," I keep saying no. After awhile it gets funny cause they don't even know they're saying it.

Winning Home Runs

God willing I made through another day! There's a trend in baseball that's really funny. Whenever somebody hits a winning home run the whole team got to home plate to greet him. Then when he crosses the plate, the team hugs and jumps up and down. I think they rehearse this cause I never saw anybody out of step. For once I like to see somebody out of sync and have the whole team beat up on him.

God Willing

Ever talk to people in their 60's and 70's and say to them, "I'll see you tomorrow." They reply, "God Willing." It got to the point where I ask these people if they expect to die tonight. Hey, you never know they say.
Well I do know. These people are going to live to be 180 years old. I know somebody who is in his 80's but looks like he's in his 50's. Not a wrinkle on him, all his hair and thin. He walks everyday. Every time I see this guy he tells me he don't have long to live. I'm sick of hearing it. He wants me to tell him what great shape he's in, but I don't anymore. I got a couple of things that I want to tell him, but because I don't want to hurt his feelings, I won't.