Hey Tony

I got a little problem at work. I work at night and every once in awhile,maybe once or twice a week for two hours a night I run into this guy.When I first met him, he called me Tony. I didn't say nothing I just said Hi, and kept on walking. I didn't think it was a big deal cause I don't see him much. He says, Tony, I say Hi, and we keep on walking.This been going on for over a year now.Now the problem is, I'm seeing this guy more and more and he's starting to talk to me. Every time he talks to me he calls me Tony. The other day, I'm working and he comes over to me shaking his head saying, "Tony, Tony, Tony." I don't want to tell him my name isn't Tony cause he's been calling me Tony for so long and I didn't correct him, I feel he has a right to call me Tony.

Earmarks

Approval rating for the Stimulus package is down to 35%. Is it any wonder why it fell so low. Once the American people found out about all the junk that's in there, they got turned off to it.

Obama said there was going to be a change in Washington. According to this bill it's "meet the new boss, same as the old boss." You could also say, "the more things change, the more they remain the same."

With all the TV coverage going on about this, I'm surprised nobody did the obvious. Find out who put all this junk in here, interview them and ask them how it will jump start the economy.

Super Bowl Halftime Show

I figured out whats wrong with the Super Bowl halftime show. They get all these lame artist for halftime. McCartney, Springsteen, Stones, Petty, all good artist but not right for halftime. What they do is try to get people that don't watch the game to turn in to see the show hoping they'll stay and watch the rest. They should do something for the real football fans. The ones that jump up and down and shout at the TV. Get a band like that. Get Black Sabbath. Football is a violent game. Get a band that sings about the devil, violence and all the other good stuff. This will get the crowd pumped and the players pumped.

Michael Phelps

The poor guy. He could go out to bars and drink and it's alright. Smoke some pot and it's like it's the greatest crime in the world.

Look at Bill Clinton, he smoked (but didn't inhale) and he became the president of the United States. There's still hope for Michael Phelps.

"Up in smokeThats where my money goes

In my lungs

and sometimes up my nose

When troubled times

Begin to bother me

I take a tokeand all my cares

Go up in smoke"

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Timothy Geithner

At first I was thinking, why did Obama pick this guy to be the head of the IRS? Then it hit me. He's perfect for the job. What better way to catch people that haven't paid their taxes then with somebody that didn't paid his taxes and knows the ins and outs of beating the system. This guy won't look at the money that's coming in. He'll look for the money that isn't there. And he'll know where to look. He's like another Alexander Monday.

We give Geithner a big "Thumbs Up."