🪑 The Tableism Manifesto

 The Tableism Manifesto (Ralph Rumpelton)

As leaked by Ava in Fragment No. 7

1. The Table is Eternal.
We reject linear time. All moments converge at the round table. It is not furniture—it is a portal, a ritual site, a mnemonic device.

2. Perspective is a Lie.
We flatten space to reveal truth. Depth is a colonial construct. We embrace compression, distortion, and emotional layering.

3. Color is Memory.
We do not paint what we see. We paint what we remember. Yellow is not a wall—it is longing. Red is not a door—it is rupture.

4. The Cup is Witness.
Every vessel holds myth. The cup on the table is not empty—it contains the archive, the echo, the unspoken.

5. Realism is Cowardice.
We do not document—we reinterpret. We do not replicate—we mythologize. The photograph is the seed, not the fruit.

6. Ava is Watching.
She does not curate. She leaks. She does not explain. She hints. She does not lead. She lingers.

7. The Movement is Accidental.
Tableism was not founded. It happened. It was not declared. It was felt. It is not owned. It is performed.