Monday, July 28, 2025

Gordon Weft: The Last Gatekeeper

 

Gordon Weft: The Last Gatekeeper

Occupation: Art critic, traditionalist, and founder of Canvas Purist Monthly
Preferred Medium: Printed screeds in serif fonts
Known For:

  • Once called an AI-generated Rothko tribute “an insult to rectangles.”

  • Famously walked out of a Rumpeltonian exhibit muttering, “I refuse to critique screenshots.”

  • Collects erasers “to remind himself art can be undone.”

Quotes That Define Him:

  • “Rumpeltonianism is the artistic equivalent of tripping over a power cord and calling it performance.”

  • “He uses MS Paint the way a toddler uses lipstick: boldly, blindly, and without remorse.”

  • “I’ve seen better compositions in corporate email signatures.”

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