Eating With Fork Upside Down

I was watching the Food channel before and I noticed a lot of people eating with their forks upside down.
To me this  makes no sense. There’s a greater chance of the food falling off your fork upside down.
They say it’s proper etiquette to eat that way but what if you’re in a restaurant, eating with your fork upside down and the food falls off in the dish and splatters on the person sitting next to you. Not very proper.

Advise On Exile On Main Street

Awhile back when I worked in Manhattan, my friend Robin wanted to get a Rolling Stone CD. After work we went to J&R Music World. We’re looking at the Rolling Stones CD’s and I’m giving my opinion on them. I told her “Exile On Main Street” was one of their best albums. She’s going to me, “I don’t know if I want it.” I’m telling her how great it is and she don’t want to listen to me. All of a sudden somebody walks by and say’s “it’s their best.” Next thing you know, she was up at the cashier paying for the thing.
I told her, “what the hell it that. I’m telling you how great the album is, you don’t want to listen to me. Some stranger walks by, he tells you how good it is and you buy it. He said the same thing I said and you don’t listen to me, who is your good friend and you listen to somebody you don’t know.”
She had nothing to say. Turns out me, and the stranger were right cause the next day she came to work saying how good it is.

My Immigration Policy

I came up with this idea for the illegal  aliens that are in the USA that nobody ever mentioned. Maybe there’s a major flaw in it, that’s why it was never brought up.
This plan can make everybody happy, or nobody happy but I think it’s fair.
First thing you have to do is secure the boarder. Build a wall, or fence or more guards, whatever. The boarder has to be secure or we’ll be in the same mess down the road that we are in now.
I’m gonna use simple numbers to make it easy. Let’s say there’s 10 million illegals in the country. No criminals, law-abiding people. Give them a path to citizenship.
Then say if the US takes 1 million legal people from Mexico. Stop all legal immigration from Mexico for 10 years to make up for the 10 million illegal immigrants the US are making legal.