Sunday, July 28, 2013

Crop Circles

Doesn’t anybody find it funny that aliens would travel millions of miles through space just to come here just to make art in a field? The people that have  made these circles admitted it and some people still think it’s aliens. Is this some kind of alien TV show, “Crop Circles From Earth.”  “We’re down to the Final Four so stayed tuned.”
Let’s think about this:
Alien Kid: Mom, can I have the spaceship tonight?”
Alien Mom: “OK, but don’t go to Earth and make crop circles.”

Friday, July 26, 2013

What I Learned From Pro Wrestling

I’ve been a wrestling fan since I can remember. Back then it was on UHF, I think channel 47, the Spanish-speaking channel. I had the bow-tie antenna to get it. When the picture came in fuzzy, I got some foil and wrapped it around it and moved it around till I can make out what was going on the TV screen. Sometimes I had to guess what was going on but Vince McMahon, who was just an announcer at the time, told you what was going on. Back then, wrestling fans thought it was real. The promoters told you it real and I knew it was real. Anybody that told me it was fake, I let them have it.
Well I remember when Jimmy Valiant was teaming with Chief Jay Strongbow. The was before Jimmy tagged with his brother Luscious Johnny Valiant. Strongbow and Valiant were a good team together and I knew they were going to win the tag team title. I’m watching it one Saturday night, Valiant is teaming with Strongbow and the unthinkable happens, Valiant turns on Strongbow. Holy Shit! They were the best of friends and this happens. How could this happen. Then McMahon says that Valiant has been hanging around with Captain Lou Albano before the show.
All this happened in the 1960′s and I still remember it and it left an impression on me. The lesson here, watch your friends. Who knows what can happen.

The Dinosaurs